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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)

She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.

Innocence at its best

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

Going to school

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

Son: "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

Mother: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

Son: "Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers too hate me"

Mother: "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

Son: "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

Mother: "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

Woman v/s Man

WOMAN has MAN in it.
SHE has HE in it.
Mrs Has Mr. in it.
LADY has LAD in it.
MISTRESS has MISTER in it!
MADAM has ADAM in it.
HOSTESS has HOST in it.
FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending.
So girls, No need to proud….. Girls are always incomplete without boys !!!