Diff way of doing Business

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"


Next Father approaches Bill Gates.


Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.


Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how I like people around me to be :)

medical school

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention

The way of thinking

In a math Class Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question..
"Johnny, if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None", replied Johnny "cause the rest would flyaway."
"Well, the answer is 4", said the teacher. "but I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny retaliated. "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking.."

President bush

Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.
One boy raised his hand and stood up.
Bush: what’s your name?
John: john
Bush: what’s your question?
John: sir I have three questions
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?
2) Where is Osama?
3) Why do America support Pakistan so much?
Bush: you are an intelligent student john… (Just then the bell for recess rang).
Oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.
After the recess
Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?
Peter raises his hand
Bush: What’s your name?
Peter: sir I have 5 questions.
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?
2) Where is Osama?
3) Why do America support Pakistan so much?
4) Why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time?
5) Where is JOHN?

scrap karna chod do

PAPA ne kaha~**

.............doston se milna chhod do

**MAMMA ne kaha**

.............ghar se nikalna chhod do

**friendz ne kaha**

.............udhar mangna chhod do

**Girlfriend ne kaha**

....................Ladkiyo se Baat karna chod Do

** Orkut ne kaha**

.............ye dunya hi chhod do

paro ne kaha

.............shrab chhod do
~*Lekin YaaR*~

........aap se ye kisne kaha ki

....mujhay scrap karna chhod do

Half sister

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”
The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted, “Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”

Different love letter n beautiful answer

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song
4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting
you and you took only my friend’s because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay
in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is
budding in your heart and it’s getting ready to bloom. If you have
scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
love,
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Reshma’s reply letter was also in Q/A format……..
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the
class, sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No
2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she
stop singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood
photo. You poked your nose inside….. right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you
understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No
7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No
You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower.
Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I
come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I am not
loving you. If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the
meaning of Love.